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Justin Timberlake, Jessica Biel, and Other Uncomfortable Celebrity Wedding Photos

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justin-timberlake-today-tease-3-151019_c0e7c10ae6943002130854be41ef5f58.today-inline-large.jpgThe most recent Justin Timberlake headline is a tender one.

Over the weekend, the Memphis, Tennessee native was inducted into the Memphis Music Hall of Fame, and his bro-lover/frequent comedy collaborator Jimmy Fallon was there to present him with it.

 

But it was Jessica Biel, Mr. Timberlake's wife and mother to his 7-month-old son, Silas Randall, who got JT in a misty tizzy.

1350564117_jessica-biel-justin-timberlake-article.jpg"Baby, I love you more than I could put into words," he spoke of Biel, "more than any song I could ever write." He then called her "beautiful, loving and incredibly understanding of her husband's shortcomings."

He started tearing up as he mentioned that Jessica is "built like a Memphian," and "tough as nails," and added that the two recently celebrated their 3rd wedding anniversary.

While the awwwww-factor is strong here, it's a good-a-time as any to reflect on that wedding...

..specifically THIS photo.

Screen Shot 2015-10-19 at 3.53.48 PM.pngThough she looks absolutely spectacular, Jessica's clenched smile reads: "Don't you dare jump -- Justin...don't you do it, don't do it. You did it. You're jumping. OK. This is happening. I'm wearing a pink dress."

Jessica-Biel-Wedding-Dress-by-Giambattista-Valli1.jpgThe price you pay when you marry a Mickey Mouse Club alum.
 

justin-timberlake-jessica-biel-wedding-bridesmaids__oPt.jpgIf that face/pose doesn't have the steaming brand of "former child star" on it, then I don't know what does.

In honor of these cringe-worthy snaps, let's take a look at other perplexing celebrity wedding photos, presented (mostly) without comment/caption.


Britney Spears and Kevin Federline (2004)

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Anna Nicole Smith and J. Howard Marshall (1994)

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Celine Dion and René Angélil (1994)

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Queen.

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Edible arrangement (Christina Aguilera and Jordan Bratman, 2005)

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Kate Moss and flower girls/ring bearers (her wedding to Jamie Hince, 2011)


MTIwOTA5MDY5MDY5Mzc1Mzc4.jpgNo, this is not a scene from The Wicker Man.

Marcia Cross and Tom Mahoney (2006)


marcia-cross-wedding-gown.jpgSave the children.

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P!nk and Carey Hart (2006)

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Beyoncé (Solange Knowles and Alan Ferguson, 2004)

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Victoria and David Beckham (1999)

victoriabeckham.jpgHonorable mention: Emma Bunton's white fedora, David's highlights, and Mel C's "no bullshit masseuse at an upscale spa" look.

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Liza Minnelli and David Gest (and two fans, 2002)

53-19748-liza-minellidavidgest-1410566862.jpgSome say love, it is a river.






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