Radar Online is reporting that Taylor Swift has apparently broken up with her kind of annoying boyfriend Calvin Harris because he went to a Thai massage parlor and got a happy ending, which would, probably, be grounds for the end of a normal relationship, or something. But Harris denies the story, and has some choice words for the people circulating it.
It's not going to be a 'happy ending' for everyone I sue for defamation of character for all these bullshit stories bye bye-- Calvin Harris (@CalvinHarris) October 12, 2015
Once you get into this level of mega-pop star dating, though, it's almost impossible to tell what's actually real and what's part of the fable. Another source, accordingly, claimed the pair are taking a step back because of all of the attention directed at them (which apparently included wedding rumors, which would totally ruin both of their brands?). The story of individual people invested with this level of stardom and mass fame... doesn't have a happy ending. There's only one way to get over this kind of breakup.