The collective reaction to the publication of Justin Bieber's nudes has been a little frenzied, but we can all let ourselves off the hook a little bit, because none of us will have a response quite as mortifying as Bieber's dad Jeremy.
@justinbieber what do you feed that thing. #proud daddy ☺️
-- Jeremy Bieber (@JeremyBieber) October 9, 2015
It's not quite a "dad" response (since he's not, like, making comments about how tiny it was when Justin was a baby), but the unconditional (and unconditionally awkward) support is a little bizarre. At least it's a good opportunity to make "What Do You Feed?" a thing.