The Best, Worst, and Weirdest of the Week

Second-Best Rapper TV Show: This is a tough weekend of competition, when Nicki Minaj is getting an ABC Family sitcom. But the Pitbull-produced 305 comes in a close second. The show, which features a teenager moving in with his wealthy uncle in the suburbs of Miami, low-key sounds like a Pitbull version of The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air (with less jokes). But is anyone mad about that? -- Eric Thurm

Tastiest Clickbait: As far as Lucky Peach is concerned, it really is happily ever after, as they've just assembled "Disney Princesses Reimagined As Hot Dogs." Really loving that lettuce wrap, Ariel. -- Sandra Song

Fakest PR Move: Apparently the only thing that can make Chris Brown feel sorry about being an abusive partner is if he gets banned from touring an entire continent, since he's now "interested" in raising awareness of domestic violence there. Wow, what a guy. -- SS

Worst Halloween Prank: You know those black-bunned Burger King HA1loween burger that the Internet has been obsessed with this week? Well, they turn your poop green. -- SS

Best New Food Columnist: Jadakiss was the columnist this week for GrubStreet's weekly food diet feature and it's just as juicy as you'd expect. Best line in the entire piece? "If you don't know what a thot is, I'm not going to explain it here."-- SS

Worst Surgery Side Effect: A New Jersey woman is suing a pork roll factory for firing her husband over excessive farting caused by his gastric bypass surgery. -- SS

Thirstiest Emails: This look at every subject line of an email from the "President Obama" email blast. -- ET

Worst TV Reboot:Lethal Weapon, as a TV show. Why. Just why. We're too old for this shit. -- ET