1. What's this? A Starbucks secret menu? This is really a game-changer. (Click to enlarge image.) [via Buzzfeed] 
2. Obama is sick of Bill Clinton hogging the spotlight. [via GQ Tumblr]
3. The folks behind "Shit Girls Say" are getting a book deal. [Flavorwire]
4. Check out an uncanny photo of Anthony Hopkins as Alfred Hitchcock in his forthcoming film, Hitchcock. [via Vulture/People]
5. New York's Hester Street Fair, a Lower East Side open-air market featuring food jewelry and vintage clothing, returns on April 28 at the corner of Hester and Essex Sts. New food vendors this year include Pies 'n' Thighs, White Belly Pizza, Sons of Essex, and Korean-style BBQ sandwiches from We Rub You. The market will be open from 10am-6pm.
6. The entire 10-episode new season of Arrested Development will be available all at the same time (!) on Netflix Watch Instantly. [via Flavorpill/Vulture]
7. Child star Mara Wilson, famous for her roles in Mrs. Doubtfire, Matilda and Miracle on 34th Street, explains why she quit the biz. [via Huffington Post, photo via Homorazzi]
8. Anna Paquin is with child. [via EW.com]