You may have already seen this goofy, delightful Instagram video of Kate Hudson and her 11-year-old son Ryder dancing to Fetty Wap's "Trap Queen" while apparently waiting for their flight in an airport.This video is many things. It's a pretty adorable, endearing depiction of "cool" motherhood and parent-child fun coming from the star of such classics as Fool's Gold, My Best Friend's Girl, and You, Me, and Dupree. It's an enjoyable enough video of people dancing to Fetty Wap, something that probably should have gotten exhausting some time in May. But it's also way too well-choreographed.
"Trapped in the airport?" ...Okay. Those are some serious moves, and if you ask me, it seems like Kate Hudson and Ryder had been practicing them for a while. And this isn't the first time that Kate Hudson, dance guerrilla, has struck terror into the hearts of internet users. That means one of two things: Either Kate Hudson and her son dance around the house and have perfected their moves over time because they're a sweet, reasonably free-spirited family, or...
Look: I'm not saying that Kate Hudson and her children are planning on starting a family dance troupe and touring the country, impressing millions all over with their flashy moves and matching jumpsuits. I'm not saying they would be joined by Hudson's mother (Goldie Hawn) and step-father (Kurt Russell). And I'm definitely not saying that Fetty Wap would join them on tour. I'm just not not saying it.