Best Fake Projects: Run the Jewels went on Stephen Colbert's show, and besides an excellent musical performance, they made a fake ad for a number of Meow the Jewels-inspired projects. They're pretty funny, except that now we really do need an album of remixed breakup noises. -- Eric Thurm
Worst Real Side Project: Apparently The Strokes'Julian Casablancas invented a folding, pedal-less electric bike that he just patented. I'm confused though, did he just invent an iO Hawk or...? -- Sandra Song
(photo via Hernando County Sheriff's Office)
Scariest Collection: This group of 3,700 knives a Florida woman had in her home. It is legitimately terrifying. (Also, she tried stabbing a police officer.) -- ET
Tyga pic.twitter.com/tSE7UDkpWt
-- Riley Curry G.O.A.T. (@KidFury) September 18, 2015
Best Way to Catch 'Em All: This Twitter account going through celebrities and identifying which Pokemon they are is surprisingly spot-on, and capable of dishing out slander for Tyga in the best, subtlest way possible. -- ET
Worst Procrastination Tactic: I think the Gothamist headline "Vassar Students Got Married In Dorm Because They Were Bored" sums it up pretty well. -- SS
Some wags have opened a Blue Oyster Bar on Vladimir Putin's plot of land on Åland and dressed as gay workmen. Genius pic.twitter.com/CGNkFpPe5V
-- Escape To Suomi (@EscapeToSuomi) September 15, 2015
Chillest Donkey of the Week: This Donkey! Dude is on planet Good Vibes. Where are his flip-up his sunglasses? -Elizabeth
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Most Da Fuq New York Fashion Week Beauty:Thom Browne's awesome skyscraper braids. Brown never lets you down when it comes to extreme runway makeup looks (remember the Elizabethean clowns?) and these cuckoo-crazy, gravity-defying coiffures were no exception. --Elizabeth
Best Quote of the Week: This one, from our incredible, must-read Q&A with tech-erotica writer Leonard Delaney. --Elizabeth
Best New Gay Bar: A Swedish hip-hop duo named Far & Son just built a gay bar on land owned by the Russian presidency in protest of the country's crackdown on gay people. The whole Village People thing is just an added bonus. -- SS