Oh Jesus: Our Favorite Movie and TV J.C.s Of All Time

In honor of Good Friday, we're looking back at some of our favorite big and small-screen Jesuses. Here's our guide to the hottest, holiest and most downright-hilarious celebrity J.C.s of all time.

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Victor Garber, Godspell
You didn't realize Jesus was a superhero clown in his spare time, did you? Luckily, the young Victor Garber was hot enough to make this mildly blasphemous take on the son of God work.

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Christian Bale, Mary, Mother of Christ
The hair is a little contemporary for our tastes. We see Jesus as having more J.Lo-esque locks. It should be shoulder-length and chestnut. With honey highlights.

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Jeremy Sisto, Jesus
Yes, even Elton from Clueless has played the Son.

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Robert Powell, Jesus of Nazareth
Very Vogue-fashion-story.

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Max von Sydow, The Greatest Story Ever Told
Extremely-loud-and-incredibly-hot Jesus.

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Clik here to view.Ted Neeley, Jesus Christ Superstar
Venice Beach Jesus.

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Clik here to view.Justin Theroux, The Ten
Horndog Jesus.
 
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Clik here to view.Matthew Modine, Mary
Hold-on-let-me-talk Jesus.

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Clik here to view.H.B. Warner, King of Kings
Bearded lady Jesus. [Fun fact: Warner also played tortured druggist Mr. Gower in It's a Wonderful Life. Who knew?!]

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Clik here to view.Jeffrey Hunter, King of Kings
Bain de Soleil Jesus.

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Clik here to view.Henry Ian Cusick, The Gospel of John
Desmond-from-Lost Jesus. Hey brother.
 
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Clik here to view.Willem Dafoe, The Last Temptation of Christ
We'll have what Jesus is having.

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Jim Caviezel, Passion of the Christ
We hate promoting Mel Gibson's descent into darkness, but Caviezel is definitely the hottest on-screen Jesus of all time.

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Clik here to view.Will Ferrell, Superstar
Singles-bar Jesus.

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Clik here to view.Donald Sutherland, Johnny Got His Gun
L train Jesus (also acceptable: 'Williamsburg Summertime Jesus').