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Oh Jesus: Our Favorite Movie and TV J.C.s Of All Time

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In honor of Good Friday, we're looking back at some of our favorite big and small-screen Jesuses. Here's our guide to the hottest, holiest and most downright-hilarious celebrity J.C.s of all time.

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Victor Garber, Godspell

You didn't realize Jesus was a superhero clown in his spare time, did you? Luckily, the young Victor Garber was hot enough to make this mildly blasphemous take on the son of God work.

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Christian Bale, Mary, Mother of Christ
The hair is a little contemporary for our tastes. We see Jesus as having more J.Lo-esque locks. It should be shoulder-length and chestnut. With honey highlights.

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Jeremy Sisto, Jesus
Yes, even Elton from Clueless has played the Son.

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Robert Powell, Jesus of Nazareth
Very Vogue-fashion-story.

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Max von Sydow, The Greatest Story Ever Told
Extremely-loud-and-incredibly-hot Jesus.

jc_neeley.jpgTed Neeley, Jesus Christ Superstar
Venice Beach Jesus.

aph_3.jpgJustin Theroux, The Ten
Horndog Jesus.
 
rtuk_further_2501.jpgMatthew Modine, Mary
Hold-on-let-me-talk Jesus.

1king_warnerjesus.jpgH.B. Warner, King of Kings
Bearded lady Jesus. [Fun fact: Warner also played tortured druggist Mr. Gower in It's a Wonderful Life. Who knew?!]


jesus hunter.jpgJeffrey Hunter, King of Kings
Bain de Soleil Jesus.

gospel_of_john1.jpgHenry Ian Cusick, The Gospel of John
Desmond-from-Lost Jesus. Hey brother.
 
Last-Temptation-of-Christ-1988-Willem-Dafoe-Harvey-Keitel-pic-7.jpgWillem Dafoe, The Last Temptation of Christ
We'll have what Jesus is having.

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Jim Caviezel, Passion of the Christ
We hate promoting Mel Gibson's descent into darkness, but Caviezel is definitely the hottest on-screen Jesus of all time.

12915__ferrell_l.jpgWill Ferrell, Superstar
Singles-bar Jesus.

johnny-got-gun-sutherland.jpgDonald Sutherland, Johnny Got His Gun
L train Jesus (also acceptable: 'Williamsburg Summertime Jesus').


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