Riff Raff's WWE Diet Is Fucking Insane

235 POUNDS OF NEON PYTHONS AWE SHiT LOOK WHO iT iS THE WHiTE BARRY BONDS

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VERY HEALTHY BREAKFAST

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i EAT ALMOND CRUNCH FRENCH TOAST iN THE AQUABERRY SHOWER JUST TO REMiND MYSELF WHO i AM

A photo posted by RiFF RaFF JODY HiGHROLLER (@jodyhighroller) on May 1, 2015 at 11:34am PDT

LAMB CHOP SLiDERS, CRAB ARTiCHOKE PROVOLONE CHEESE DiP & MAC & CHEESE BACON CHEESE BURGER HUSH PUPPiES ON THE MENU FOR TODAY, i AM GETTiNG FAT BUT i DONT CARE BECUZ MY MAiN GOAL iS TO MAKE $100,000 A WEEK WHiCH i DO GiVE OR TAKE A RANGE FROM $75,000-$215,000 AND PUT ON 5 POUNDS PER WEEK iM NOW UP TO 231 AND i WORK OUT 4 DAYS OUT OF THE WEEK AND MAKE SURE THAT WHEN i WORK OUT i DONT BRiNG MY PHONE SO iM NOT DiSTRACTED BY ANYTHiNG AND i DONT TAKE BREAKS i THiNK OF ALL THE HATERS THAT CANT NEVER BE ON MY LEVEL YET ALWAYS WANT ME TO NOT REACH MY GOALS AS i LiFT WEiGHTS RELENTLESSLY AND WHEN i SiT iN MY VERSACE STEAM ROOM i THiNK OF ALL THE TiMES PEOPLE DOUBTED THAT i WOULD BE THE MiLLiONAiRE iCON i AM TODAY, SOME PEOPLE SAY "BE HUMBLE" BUT NOBODY CAN EVEN iMAGiNE WHAT i GO THRU OR WENT THRU TO GET WHERE i AM OR WHERE iM GOiNG AND i HAVE PEOPLE STEAL MY STYLE OR STEAL MONEY FROM ME BUT iM STiLL GROWiNG MENTALLY & PHYSiCALLY SO NOBODY CAN TELL ME SHiT SO FUCK U iF U HAVE "ADViCE" FOR ME OR YOU WANT ME TO "BE HUMBLE" GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE WiTH THAT BULLSHiT DONT GiVE ME ADViCE GiVE ME MONEY AND MORE LAMB CHOP SLiDERS AND DONT TALK TO ME WHiLE iM EATiNG UNLESS YOU ARE A HOT CHiCK OR ELSE i MiGHT BiTE YOUR FUCKiNG HAND LiKE A 3 MOON WOLF AND THEN THROW YOU ON THE GRiLL SYANARi SUCKERS i AiNT EVEN GOT STARTED YET SEE YOU AT 250 POUNDS OF PURE MUSCLE MASS

A photo posted by RiFF RaFF JODY HiGHROLLER (@jodyhighroller) on Apr 27, 2015 at 4:56pm PDT

U CANT GAiN 230 POUNDS OF PURE MUSCLE MASS BY EATiNG BROCOLi BARS AND CELERY STiCKS YOU GOTTA EAT 4400 CALORiES A DAY LiKE THE NEON iCON AND U GOTTA LiFT BiG WEiGHTS AND DRiNK MOUNTAiN DEW & MONSTER ENERGY AT LEAST 4 DAYS OUT OF THE WEEK THE REST OF THE TiME iM DRiNKiNG BEERS, TAKiNG NAPS iN TREE HOUSES AND WRESTLiNG ALiGATORS & BABY CHiMMY CHUNGA WOLVES

A photo posted by RiFF RaFF JODY HiGHROLLER (@jodyhighroller) on Apr 24, 2015 at 4:22pm PDT

HAWAiiAN CHiCKEN CAJUN SHRiMP MUSSEL SWAMP SOUP MACARONi CLAM CHOWDER ON YOU SWEET & SOUR FLOWERS

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ALWAYS MAKE SURE TO EAT LOTS OF BBQ BEEF BRiSKET & JAPANESE SHRiMP COMBO CLASSiCS iF U WANT TO WEiGH 233 POUNDS OF iCON

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CRAB LEGS iN COLUMBiA SOUTH CAROLiNA NEXT STOP CHARLESTON #TheseNeonPythonsAintGunnaFeedThemselves

A photo posted by RiFF RaFF JODY HiGHROLLER (@jodyhighroller) on Jan 23, 2015 at 12:47am PST

MY ELECTRiC BiLL GUNNA BE HiGH AS FUCK

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