Wanna get slapped in the face with a dildo this Saturday in Union Square?
Before you say "no" to the epicly-named Dildo Wars NYC 2015, know that this isn't some freaky fringe fetish bonanza, but an STD/HIV awareness event hosted by notorious pop-up partier Alex Xander. That's right, hop on the L and grab one of 4000 free dildos that you can whack/swashbuckle for a good cause!
Seriously, just RSVP. You get a free dildo.
