Your 2000 tech news update: Blockbuster signs 20-year deal with Enron to deliver VHS-quality video over DSL lines. pic.twitter.com/I4yMAvIU1V
-- Harry McCracken (@harrymccracken) July 1, 2015
An extremely depressing blast from the past -- at least if you worked for Blockbuster or Enron. Thankfully, we are not still using DSL. But content remains eternal.It's not mine; just a loaner. Maybe you can come play at the White House sometime instead? https://t.co/srZKB6plzz
-- President Obama (@POTUS) July 2, 2015
Obama asks The Black Keys if they can play at the White House, proving once and for all that he does indeed have a dad's taste in rock.![creed2-640x369.jpg](http://www.papermag.com/uploaded_images/creed2-640x369.jpg)
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Once you've read our story on Vince Staples, check out his mind-blowing, deeply sincere theory of Ray J's greatness on Hot97. If these two are not in a room together by the end of the summer, the world has failed.
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Colonel Sanders rides again in the Colonel's Adventures -- a comic distributed exclusively to the hungry and bloated and sated folks at Comic Con. [via Boing Boing]
Comedy group Flama imagines what would happen if Mexicans celebrated July 4th the same way Americans awfully and obnoxiously "celebrate" Cinco de Mayo. [via TastefullyOffensive]
Animation Domination Hi-Def, the studio that brought you Axe Cop, Golan the Insatiable, and Major Lazer, imagine the possibilities of a full-fledged Shark Wahlberg. He might be a little more neurotic than the real deal, but Shark Wahlberg would definitely make a better lead in the Transformers -- sorry, Sharksformers -- movies.
And an extremely arrogant cat decides to completely interrupt this yoga video. [via BuzzFeed]