At the ring ceremony for a Super Bowl that the New England Patriots almost certainly won through shady means, quarterback Tom Brady took an opportunity to cut a rug on the dance floor, to "Trap Queen" and Migos. He may have a pretty sweet life, but it was... um... embarrassing. We'll let the clips speak for themselves (thanks Vulture).This goes beyond the general shame of watching an all-American boy try really hard to get down -- it's just kind of deflating to national morale. I guess showing off your terrible dancing at wedding does take real balls, you know? And people make balls jokes about Tom Brady. Because he cheated. With balls. Get it?