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At the ring ceremony for a Super Bowl that the New England Patriots
almost certainly won through shady means, quarterback Tom Brady took an opportunity to cut a rug on the dance floor, to "Trap Queen" and Migos. He may have a pretty sweet life, but it was... um... embarrassing. We'll let the clips speak for themselves (thanks
Vulture).
This goes beyond the general shame of watching an all-American boy try really hard to get down -- it's just kind of deflating to national morale. I guess showing off your terrible dancing at wedding does take real balls, you know? And people make balls jokes about Tom Brady. Because he cheated.
With balls. Get it?
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