
If You Got a Little Too Drunk
- "Servers at Tallywackers Serve Stiff Ones"
- "Tallywackers Goes Down a Bit Too Smoothly"
If Your Food Was Improperly Prepared
- "Tallywackers' T-Bones Unimpressive"
- "Sucking Down Tallywackers' Steaks is an Unsatisfying Experience"
If It's a Good Business Opening
- "Tallywackers Stands Tall During Opening Weekend"
- "Tallywackers Comes at Just the Right Time"
If It's a Bad Business Opening
- "Tallywackers May Have Blown its Load Early"
- "Tallywackers Opening Weekend Goes Limp"
If the Tallywackers Servers are Unhappy With Management
- "Tallywackers Waiters Get Shafted"
- "Inside Tallywackers: the Staff Sounds Off" (if you get this one, you are gross)