Best Transformation into a Real-Life Mermaid: Lupita Nyong'o at the Cannes Film Festival --T.Y.
Most Creative Diss of the Week: Hanksy's Neighborhood Watch signs. Street artist Hanksy placed mock neighborhood watch signs with Tyga's face around Calabasas High School to show his disapproval of the 25-year-old rapper's alleged relationship with 17-year-old Kylie Jenner. Why? "I just think it's fucked, she's only 17,"replied Hanksy. -- T.Y.
Best Video of the Week: Blockbuster's 90s Training Video. Proof why it's best to leave some things in the past. (We're looking at you, VCRs.) -- T.Y.
Best Drake-inspired College Final: If You're Reading This It's Too Late (film). NYU student Chris Cole created a brilliant short film chronicling the meaning of life as an obsessive Drake fan for his film class final. Although he hasn't received his grade back yet, we give him an A+! -- T.Y.and Gary Pini
Fight of the Century:Romney vs. Holyfield. It's happening. It's a real thing. Oh... did you think I was going to say something about Mayweather-Pacquiao? That pales in comparison. -- Evan Siegel
i really identify with C-3PO's brand of anxiety
-- Mira Gonzalez (@miragonz) May 13, 2015as a little kid i saw the midnight showing of phantom menace and there was an obese guy wearing the princess leia metal bikini
-- Mira Gonzalez (@miragonz) May 13, 2015omg this star wars movie doesnt have jabba the hut or the teddy bears in cloaks, should i just kill myself now
-- Mira Gonzalez (@miragonz) May 13, 2015Realest Tweets of the Week:Mira Gonzalez live-tweeting watching Star Wars. I've included some of my favorites above. -- E.S.
Most Unnecessary 90s Remake of the Week: The Craft. Sony announced this week that they're rebooting the film. We can't have anything nice. -- Elizabeth Thompson 
Way to Get High of the Week: This crazy $50 light treatment that's totally legal and that our writer Stephanie Georgopulos likened to being high on molly then shrooms then marijuana. -- Abby SchreiberCutest Video of the Week: This one of a baby reacting to being fed avocado. Avocados are such odd fruits. This video also reminded me that babies don't know how to eat. -- E.S.
[Image via Art News of the Week: Christie's sold over $1 billion of art in 3 days. I'm much more interested, however, in Fox News' report. Always keeping their demographic in mind, they blurred out the boobs in a Picasso painting. Wait, what? -- E.S.
Rap Jam of the Week: Mystery rapper Leikeli47's "Drums II Clean." You can watch the brand new video, above, and be sure to catch her performing in NYC at Mercury Lounge on Tuesday, May 26th! -- A.S.