Watch This Incredibly Bizarre Cooking Video Starring Mariah Carey

In the two weeks since Mariah Carey first dropped her new song, "Infinity," we've been, uh, intrigued by her choice to use the word "frito" to dis her ex-husband, Nick Cannon. Now, we get to learn what exactly she means by that in this bizarre new Funny Or Die clip. Mimi's seen cooking an, ahem, frito pie with a guy named Bryan and telling him about an "ex" of hers, some Italian douche named -- wait for it -- Frito, who stole her car. Later there's a cameo by director Brett Ratner who shoves a hunk of Mariah's concoction in his mouth. (That was not an entendre.) Yum.

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