Inexplicably Enjoyable Clip of the Week: While I'll never understand why "Lip Sync Battle" is a thing, I can still recognize what comedic value it has. Case in point is the video above. -- Evan Siegel
Retail News of the Week: The announcement that Abercrombie & Fitch is ditching its shirtless models and 'sexualized marketing.' Great! Now people of all shapes and sizes are free to dress like assholes. -- E.S.Most Futuristic Typewriter: This one that automatically makes ASCII art selfies, made by Russian artists ::vtol ::. It's a cool work, but personally, I don't think ASCII art can get any better than the infamous "))<>((" from Me and You and Everyone We Know. -- E.S.
App of the Week: MyIdol. Setting the Internet afire, the viral Chinese avatar app shows no signs of slowing down. Because in addition to creepy, baby-doll versions of your ex floating in your timeline, you can also see Leo DiCaprio dancing to "Gangnam Style," panda Rihanna walking the catwalk or Tween Dream Franco busting a move. Yeah, you're welcome. -- Sandra Song
Runner-Up App of the Week: Miranda July's newly-relaunched app, "Somebody." The app, which first launched last year, lets you send messages to your friends by way of nearby strangers. Everybody should download it so I can use you as my couriers. -- E.S.
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Weirdest Act of Tech Fanboyism: This Android bot peeing on an Apple logo, that some hooligan Google Maps developer put in Pakistan. Guess Android is not taking all the Apple Watch buzz kindly. Probably because Android Wear is pretty cool, too. -- E.S.
Best Fashion Trend of the Week:Dogs with square haircuts. It's funny because they don't know how ridiculous they look. Which makes sense because they are incapable of self-appraisal. Whatever, it's still cute. -- E.S.
Worst Video Interview of the Week: Jeremy Renner and Chris Evans rightfully got some flack this week for calling Avengers character Black Widow a "whore" and "slut." And while Evans released an apology, Renner decided to tell Entertainment Weekly that it wasn't actually "meant to be serious in any way. Just poking fun during an exhausting and tedious press tour." You sure that that latex suit isn't just your human garbage bag costume? -- S.S.
Worst Video Interview of the Week: Jeremy Renner and Chris Evans rightfully got some flack this week for calling Avengers character Black Widow a "whore" and "slut." And while Evans released an apology, Renner decided to tell Entertainment Weekly that it wasn't actually "meant to be serious in any way. Just poking fun during an exhausting and tedious press tour." You sure that that latex suit isn't just your human garbage bag costume? -- S.S.