This FIVE-MINUTE fever dream of a Sizzler commercial from 1991 has been making the rounds online this week and it's just jaw-dropping. [WashingtonPost]
This week's episode of Louie features a poop emergency from your nightmares.


Watch this woman at a Cubs game catch a foul ball in her beer and then chug it. She's cool and your new best friend. Doesn't it seem like her name is probably something fun, like Jen? Just wanna hang with her always. [Uproxx]


This rescue bat named Sully loves her some grapes. [TastefullyOffensive]
