Drake took to instagram last night to explain his seemingly less-than enthused reaction to Madonna making out with him during his Coachella set. Champagne Papi says that even though his reaction looked 0 to 100 rude, he knows he's as lucky as Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera and Mike Myers to have made out with Madonna and that he was simply in shock.
Take away: Madonna is a legend and a living pop fantasy who refused to scurry into the shadows once she turned 40. And Drake, who wrote a song about what a legend she is, is the guy who flirts with you in 6th period and then ignores you in front of his friends after school in the parking lot. If a kiss from Madonna is too much for him to handle, maybe Drizzy should just go back to chasing his dream of being the greatest barber in the world.