By now, every bitch should know that Madonna is Madonna. Still, she stopped by the Tonight Show last night with Diplo to remind us all with an epic rendition of her Rebel Heart single "Bitch I'm Madonna." The performance began in her dressing room, spilling into a dance party in the halls backstage (featuring a cameo from her son, Rocco) with Queen Ciccone eventually taking the stage in a dry-humping frenzy, including an intimate moment with Jimmy Fallon's desk.There was a sock puppet involved, too. Respect.
She also performed a charming rendition of "Holiday" on classroom instruments with the Roots and did amazing stand-up about dating younger men. Watch below. Madonna forever.