You just can't beat 4.5 bathrooms. [LaughterKey]
Score, a direct hit.
[Mlkshk]Same, Reesa the Great Dane, same. [TastefullyOffensive]
OK, but do you have to do something to join? [AfternoonSnoozeButton]
Stay humble, Jaden Smith. [AfternoonSnoozeButton]Cats vs. their mortal enemy, the humidifier. Only one shall survive. [TastefullyOffensive]
Michelle Obama and Ellen perform a sort-of complicated dance to "Uptown Funk." Respect. [Uproxx]
Meanwhile, Obama read mean tweets about himself on Jimmy Kimmel. Special dad jeans shout out at the end
Noooooooooooooo! [Mlkshk]
Perfection. [Mlkshk]
Watch this bird steal fur from a sleeping dog for its nest. Rude! [TastefullyOffensive]
Let it goat, let it gooo-aaaat,. [Mlkshk]