Best Half-Vulcan/Half-Human...Ever: This guy. RIP Leonard Nimoy. -- James Rickman
Biggest Win for #TeamTurtleneck of the Week: Kimye, sporting his-and-her turtlenecks. Everyone knows that true love is best expressed through matching, neck-friendly apparel. -- Gabby Bess
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(Photo by Matthu Placek, courtesy of Yoko Ono)
Best Response to Haters: Yoko Ono. Here's some of what she has to say: "I am covering my ears not to listen to you guys! Because dancing in the middle of an ageism society is a lonely trip. Don't stone me! Let me be! Love me plenty for what I am!" Haters gonna hate, but Yoko's gonna Yoko. -- Evan Siegel
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Best Step Toward Authentic Identities on Social Networks: Facebook now allows you to define your own gender (as long as you use the English-language version). A promising sign, especially after the efforts of Sister Roma and countless others forced the platform to address its "fake name" policy last year. -- J.R.
Best Technological Advancement in the Past Century: A robot that feeds you tomatoes while you run. Who needs cliff bars when you have tomatoes? -- E.S.
Most Palatable Justin Bieber Song of the Week: Where Are Ü Now. The Biebs teamed up with Diplo and Skrillex for a track on their debut album as Jack Ü. Surprisingly, when Justin Bieber sensually croons where are you know that I need you I don't cringe at all, so good job Diplo and Skrillex! -- G.B.
Least Punk of all UN Agencies: WHO. I don't care if you have my best interests in mind, World "Health" Organization, there's no way I'm cutting my music listening down to one hour a day, man. -- E.S.
Best Impersonation of the Week: Christina Aguilera's spot-on impression of Britney Spears on The Tonight Show. -- Tené Young
Biggest Win for #TeamTurtleneck of the Week: Kimye, sporting his-and-her turtlenecks. Everyone knows that true love is best expressed through matching, neck-friendly apparel. -- Gabby Bess
(Photo by Matthu Placek, courtesy of Yoko Ono)Best Response to Haters: Yoko Ono. Here's some of what she has to say: "I am covering my ears not to listen to you guys! Because dancing in the middle of an ageism society is a lonely trip. Don't stone me! Let me be! Love me plenty for what I am!" Haters gonna hate, but Yoko's gonna Yoko. -- Evan Siegel
Best Step Toward Authentic Identities on Social Networks: Facebook now allows you to define your own gender (as long as you use the English-language version). A promising sign, especially after the efforts of Sister Roma and countless others forced the platform to address its "fake name" policy last year. -- J.R.Most Bad-Ass Local News Cameo of the Week: Erykah Badu's. The singer appeared in a segment on Dallas-Fort Worth airport delays and delivered an A+ zinger. Watch it again, above. -- Abby Schreiber
Best Technological Advancement in the Past Century: A robot that feeds you tomatoes while you run. Who needs cliff bars when you have tomatoes? -- E.S.
Most Palatable Justin Bieber Song of the Week: Where Are Ü Now. The Biebs teamed up with Diplo and Skrillex for a track on their debut album as Jack Ü. Surprisingly, when Justin Bieber sensually croons where are you know that I need you I don't cringe at all, so good job Diplo and Skrillex! -- G.B.
Least Punk of all UN Agencies: WHO. I don't care if you have my best interests in mind, World "Health" Organization, there's no way I'm cutting my music listening down to one hour a day, man. -- E.S.
Best Impersonation of the Week: Christina Aguilera's spot-on impression of Britney Spears on The Tonight Show. -- Tené Young