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Morning Funnies: Oscars Edition

Q1t2Qec.jpgJohn Travolta and his sad doll hair wig kissed Scarlett Johansson on the red carpet and it was hideous.

Reddit went nuts with this photo. Some highlights:

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Later, the Oscars thought it'd be fun to bring out John Travolta and Idina Menzel to right the wrongs of last year's amazing "Adele Dazeem" fiasco, a moment we still think about at least once a week. Instead, this very normal thing happened:
gkdmuwlv9mgzqi77vqpi.gifWhat in the actual fuck? [THR; Gawker]

Former two-time Paper cover girl Patricia Arquette dedicated her speech to wage equality for women and Meryl. Went. Off. Bless.  [Gawker]

Polish director Pawl Pawlikowski won for best foreign film and refused to wrap up his speech when the Oscars tried to play him off, continuing to talk and say lovely things about his late wife and children as everyone cheered. BAWSE.

Dakota Johnson went FULL BITCHY TEEN on Melanie Griffith in this cringy red carpet interview and it was amazing. [Uproxx]
Neil Patrick Harris came out on stage in his panties for a Birdman spoof. [Uproxx]
Oprah ran away from Lady Gaga on the red carpet. [Cosmo]

Also, Ryan Seacrest was deeply confused over what a "flogger" is. SMDHBDSM. [Uproxx]

Screen Shot 2015-02-23 at 9.27.16 AM.pngScarlett is doing Miley 2013 now for reasons unknown. This was our favorite response. [@JessicaSuarez]

Terrence Howard teared up introducing a deeply unremarkable montage segment of "Whiplash," "The Imitation Game" and Selma." Absolutely nothing about this made sense. It was magical.  [Yahoo]

Screen Shot 2015-02-23 at 9.23.35 AM.pngDonald Trump isn't even trying anymore. [Gawker]

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