Carlos "Carles" Perez in 2015Best Farewell of the Week: Hipster Runoff's. Blogger/enigma Carles (neé Carlos Perez) has sold his blog Hipster Runoff for $21,000 to "some Australasian bro." (Reportedly, Hannibal Buress almost purchased the site.) Motherboard's send-off profile of the infamous blogger who both defined and mocked hipsterdom (and gave us "chillwave") is a fascinating read and a fitting farewell. I'm sad to see him go, but Carles died as he lived: as fodder for the internet. -- Gabby Bess
Best Secret Instagram of the Week: This one, that Pusha T maintains for his adorable dog, CJ Thorton. Thanks to the discovery of this Instagram, we can finally confirm that Pusha T's dog is living a way better life than all of us. He even has a custom made gold dog tag from Kanye, which is probably worth more than everything I own. -- GB
Best-Named Golf Event Ever: The Waste Management Phoenix
Open, currently underway in Phoenix. Elegant. Terrible. To the point.
--Elizabeth Thompson
Most Exciting Super Bowl News of the Week: Missy Elliot!! Step aside, Katy Perry's crazy football outfit. -- GB
Best New Tumblr Ever: Saved by the bell hooks, which brings intersectionality feminist theory to the halls of Bayside. --E.T.
Greatest Buzzfeed headline of the week, ever: "Do Ants Have Dicks?" --E.T. Best Thing Ever of the Week: This high school's interpretation of "Uptown Funk." "Uptown Funk" is the best song ever and this high school's dance routine set to the Bruno Mars/Mark Ronson jam is delightful. -- GB
Best Fashion Spread of the Week: Hari Nef, modeling leisurewear on Style.com. The whole thing had us like 
--E.T.
Craziest Rumor of the Week: Lindsay Lohan... wants to be a white witch? And she punched a psychic!? We. Are. Into. This. -- GB