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For the Reasonable Price of $28,000 Riff Raff Will Take You to Prom

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Screen Shot 2015-01-12 at 4.21.20 PM.pngGood news for rich as f*ck high school seniors who are over 18: Riff Raff wants to take you to prom.

PULL UP TO YOUR PROM iN A LAMBORGHiNi WiTH JODY HiGHROLLER FOR $28,000 MUST BE 18+ BOOKiNG: CLewisGroup@Caa.com

A photo posted by RiFF RaFF JODY HiGHROLLER (@jodyhighroller) on


Over the years it seems as if cool teens have only gotten cooler. So if you want to keep up with a 16-year-old who named himself Asspizza, you're going to have to take it to the next level. You, an aspiring cool teen, know this. We, cool teen experts, know this. Riff Raff, a 32-year-old grown man who thinks its a good idea to go to a high school prom, knows this. That's why the rapper is offering a "full Instagram and Twitter promo," instant legend status, iconic prom pictures all night, and the best penthouse suite that your shitty town offers. All that will cost you $28,000, but having Riff Raff escort you to prom in a Lamborghini, capturing the night via freestyle videos may very well propel you into cool teen infamy -- and in that case it's totally worth it. Especially if he wears that denim tux again.

[h/t Spin]  



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