Shadiest Shade Move of the Week: Kris Jenner posting this bitchy email to Instagram that she received from our current cover girl, warning her mother to cut it out with ALL the black dresses and white collars! While we think it was an epic moment in parental one-upping that Kris gets snaps for, Kim kind of does have a point. Let's get some pops of color and new silhouettes up in this bitch, Kris. --Elizabeth Thompson Best Way to Punch a Painting Without Getting Arrested: Punchamonet.gallery. If you've never wanted to punch a Monet while in a gallery you're lying to yourself. But that's okay, because now you have the chance to beat the shit out of a painting on the Internet! Which is basically real life at this point. -- Kyla Bills
Scariest Vacation: This one. A man in Canada booked a trip around the world with his then-girlfriend but they broke up and, rather than canceling the trip, the dude put a call out on Reddit for any woman who shared his ex's name (Liz Gallagher) to accompany him. Please be safe, new Liz Gallagher! -- K.B.
Best Tampon Ad: The one made by NYU's Hammerkatz sketch comedy group, which imagined a tampon commercial made by an all male marketing team and it's too good to be true. -- K.B.
Best Use of Stock Footage: This homage to famous directors is startlingly wonderful and accurate considering that it's composed entirely stock footage. -- K.B.
Happiest Remix: As part of LuckyMe Records' Advent calendar they released a remix of A.G. Cooks "Beautiful" and it's a song you can't help but smile while listening to. -- K.B.
Best Hanukkah News of the week: There's now some Hanukkah-specific beers to drink with your latkes! Even better news is that the company is called "He'Brews." -- K.B.
Best Parody of the Only Podcast People Talk About: Funny Or Die's Serial parody before the finale of Serial is probably the most spot on impersonation of Sarah Koenig's emotions toward the series ending. -- K.B.
Most Important Pictures To Get In The Holiday Spirit: These klassic Kardashian khristmas kards, obviously. -- K.B.
Most Yaaaaaas Girl Moment of the Week: Nicki Minaj in Roberto Cavali's Spring campaign. "I wanted a sensual woman who is aware of her body,
who is not afraid to show her curves -- rather, she turns them into her
strength," the designer told WWD about choosing the rapper as the brand's new face, and we have to agree that Nicki Minaj is the perfect choice. -- Gabby Bess [via WWD] 
Craziest Dollar Amount Spend on Christmas Presents of the Week: $74,000. That, of course, was spent by Kanye West on his beloved North West. The world's best dad bought baby North a $62,000 diamond encrusted tiara and a $12,000 matte black SUV toy car. Merry fucking Christmas, please adopt me. -- GB [via Daily Mail] 
