Get ready for Nicki Minaj Bootcamp, b*tches. We haven't even reached Christmas yet, but it's never too early to start failing at your New Year's resolution. Regardless of what your specific 2015 goal is, resolutions are always the same: "This year," you think, "I'm going to do that thing and finally be a better person!" How did that work out for you last year? If the answer to that question happens to be "not at all," don't worry. You didn't fail because you're failure, you failed because you didn't have a Nicki Minaj wall calendar to properly motivate you:
Thinking of skipping the gym?
How about now? You're really gonna eat pizza instead of an apple?
That's right. Slowly back away from the Domino's pizza tracker. Oh, so you're too tired to go volunteer with the Fire Department even though you promised to do more charity work this year?
Nope. Really? Skipping out on your patriotic-themed pole dance work out class?
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I. Don't. Think. So.
See? Thanks to Nicki Minaj, 2015 is going to be a breeze.
I. Don't. Think. So. See? Thanks to Nicki Minaj, 2015 is going to be a breeze.