Initially, "Too Many Cooks" -- which Adult Swim has been quietly airing at 4 a.m., listing the segment as an infomercial -- seems like a spot-on skewering of the opening credits from an '80s or early-'90s family sitcom. And then it doesn't end. For 12 insane minutes, the credits descend further into an absurd hellscape nightmare, morphing into various genres and becoming increasingly violent and dark. And it just goes on on and on and on and oh my god, it's incredible. It's tempting to jump ship, but you need to watch to the end. [Uproxx]
Someone set Taylor Swift's "Shake It Off" to a 1989 aerobics video and it's pretty awesome. So. Many. Perms. [RatsOff]
HEART EXPLOSION ALERT: Watch a 5-week-old orphaned baby otter adopted by Chicago's Shedd Aquarium learn how to swim. So many squeaks. [TastefullyOffensive]
Shakespearean insults with cats. [Buzzfeed]Cleo the pitbull puppy does not want to wake up. The morning struggle is very real. [Uproxx]
FRIDAY. It's Friday. Friday. [Mlkshk]