An upstanding citizen made this super-cut of all of Amy Poehler's freestyle raps from Comedy Bang! Bang! appearances and it's the only thing we care about right now. Here's an example of Amy Poehler's MC skills: "Hey, ho, jump off the roof! Hey, ho, jump off the roof into the pool and get paralyzed." Word. [Uproxx]
Dear all bars, please get adorable hamster bartenders instead of artisanal ice cubes. Thanks. [Jezebel]
"I don't got time for that."
Watch Bette Midler and Jimmy Fallon flip lips, which is just as terrifying and hilarious as the screenshot suggests.
Here's how your favorite love scenes would be improved by the addition of a Chipotle burrito. [Buzzfeed]
Praying that Beyoncé made it out alive.