Best Ghost Sighting of the Week: Last night on Jimmy Kimmel, Keanu Reeves described the time he saw a ghost when he was around six or seven, explaining that both himself and his nanny saw "a jacket waving through the doorway" missing a body and head. In the voice of Keanu himself, "whoa." -- Emily McEnroe
Most "SAME"-Inspiring Wisdom Teeth Video of the Week: Jayci Underwood's. Who doesn't want to wake up from dental surgery as Nicki Minaj with a giant check from Ellen DeGeneres? -- Kyla Bills
Best Kim Kardashian Birthday Tribute of the Week: Kanye's. Because love always wins and duh. Although, this video of Kimmy K as a sassy 13-year-old is a close second. -- Gabby BessMost Exciting News for every 'Basic Bitch:' On November 12th Starbucks will release the Chestnut Praline Latte nationwide. Suggested pairing: This $2000 Ugg rug. -- EM
Best Place To Get Free Beer of the Week: NY Mag's Bedford + Bowery Bazaar. On October 25th they're bringing the best of downtown and Brooklyn to the Hester Street Fair. Of course, there will be amazing eats, muzak, and beeeeeer furnished by Brooklyn Brewery. -- GBWeirdest Irrational Fear of the Week: Taylor Swift's overwhelming fear of being framed for murder, which is definitely a fear that A MURDERER would have. I mean we're not suggesting that Taylor is a murderer but... you know... -- KB
Worst Ebola Freak Out Tweet of the Week: Donald Trump's. We like to think that Trump's twitter is actually run by a bot that automatically adds "Obama's fault" to the end of every tweet. -- GBMost Important Ranking Of The Week: Koala fights, ranked. Everything else is irrelevant. [via Gawker]