You know how just about every clothing retailer features models in their catalogs who look like they're about to fall over? Some beautiful genius has created the Tumblr "Drunk J. Crew," a collection of such photos, and it's perfect. [via Uproxx] Sting sings all the ringtones burned into your subconscious on the Tonight Show and records an audience member's outgoing voicemail.
Sweets the biker English bulldog waves hi to a passerby/is the coolest. [TastefullyOffensive]
Gotcha, gotcha. [LaughterKey]
Everywhere. [AfternoonSnoozeButton]Winter boyfriends > summer boyfriends. [CollegeHumor]
TGIF. [Mlkshk]