Best Bowie Cover: Jessica Lange covering "Life On Mars" on the premiere of American Horror Story: Freak Show this Wednesday. Between the Bowie-esque costume and the eerie underpinnings, this performance was definitely the highlight of the first episode of the new season. -- Kyla Bills
Best Movie Reboot of the Week: Vulture's take on Ghostbusters. The good folks over there imagined what an all-female Ghostbusters cast would look like, and it looks like our wildest TV dreams come true. -- Gabby Bess
Best Toothpaste Ad Cameo: Bun B. Bun B? Bun B! What's the Houston rapper doing looking like a dad in an ad for Rembrandt? Who knows! YOLO! -- Abby Schreiber
Best Song By a Teen Pop Star Who Isn't Lorde: Grace Mitchell's new song "Runaway" is seriously catchy and shows off her killer voice. While the Lorde comparisons are inevitable, this sixteen year old is definitely carving out her own niche on Soundcloud. -- K.B.
Most Relatable Comedy Sketch of the Week: Key and Peele's sketch about misunderstanding tone in text messages. It hit way too close to home. -- K.B.
Best Music Video We Don't "Get" But Like Anyways: Ryn Weaver's video for "Octahate." We don't know what's going on but we like it? -- K.B.
Proof That Girl Gangs Are Going Tto Take Over the World #1: Not only did HAIM hang out with Stevie Nicks, but they also recorded a version of "Rhiannon" together and were declared "sisters of the moon." It's evident that world domination is imminent. -- K.B.
Proof That Girl Gangs Are Going to Take Over the World #2: This video called "Jungle of Bitches," from the 'Dirty Girls' (whose name might ring a bell for that viral video from the '90s featuring a couple of bullied -- but admirably DGAF -- riot grrrl teens). According to Jezebel, the clip is for some new jumpsuit line the grown-up 'Dirty Girls' have or something. -- A.S.