1. Oh gawd. Some asshole (literally, har har) photobombed a couple's engagement photo. [Buzzfeed]2. Jonah Hill is teaming up with James Franco in a new movie produced by his Moneyball co-star, Brad Pitt. In "True Story," Franco will play a wanted killer, Christian Longo, who uses the alias Michael Finkel while Jonah Hill plays the real Michael Finkel, a journalist who winds up being the only member of the press that Longo agrees to speak to. Count us in. [Indiewire]
3. The Whitney Museum got punk'd! A website called whitney2012.org alleged that the museum decided to sever ties with two of its Biennial sponsors due to the "firms' corporate conduct" but it turns out it was all a hoax. Where's Ashton Kutcher when you need him? [NYTimes]
4. Check out these dystopian photos of the Second Ave. subway site. [Gothamist]5. Natalie Portman was all over her
6. Not everyone had a good time last night at Oscars parties. Blade Runner actress Sean Young, who has a history of erratic behavior, was arrested outside an after-party. For her part, Young claims she was sober and that the security guard went "postal" and that she may sue the Academy. [NY Daily News]
7. Woah! A sultry, Liz Taylor-esque Katy Perry looks unrecognizable on the new cover of Interview magazine. Russell Brand who? [Huff Post Style]
8. The Brucennial opens on Wednesday, February 29th and word is that Cindy Sherman, Richard Prince and Jean-Michel Basquiat will have works on display amidst the slew of unknown, up-and-coming artists the Whitney Biennial alternative is famous for. [ArtInfo]