In this amazing digital short, Saturday Night Live tells white people to celebrate while they can, since they won't be calling the shots in 40 years.
Saturday Night Live shows us what a Fault in Our Stars Ebola sequel would look like. You'll maybe want a thing of hand sanitizer within reach while you watch this.
This poor kid just got his wisdom teeth out and tearfully asks his mother why Beyonce didn't show up to his surgery. Moms + cell phone cameras = evil. [Gawker]
And Amanda lives in Niagra Falls. That's why no one has ever met her. [Reddit]
A super-cute bouncy sifaka lemur hops over to some tourists at a reserve in Madagascar. This video is DESPERATE for some "boing" sound effects. Can someone add? [TastefullyOffensive]
Katy Perry was on on ESPN College GameDay this weekend in Oxford, Mississippi because her manager went to Ole Miss or something, and her appearance is cuckoo crazy/awesome. She has a fake southern accent the whole time for no reason and throws corn dogs.
Later, she chugged a beer with a bunch of drunk kids at a bar. Good times. [RollingStone]
What we see when we close our eyes at night. [LaughterKey]