"Oh my gosh, look at that banjo," is the lyric "Anaconda" never needed. But thanks to the band Postmodern Jukebox, Nicki Minaj's manifesto for "bitches with a fat ass" has been turned into an ode to the banjo.
The bluegrass take on the song is pretty much what happens when all of your worst nightmares about overalls and hoedowns morph into one. In this rendition, Minaj's NSFW line about tossing salad has been changed to "he growing crops like his name is Romaine." The one thing this cover has going for it is that it's safe for work -- and southern plantations.
While we don't exactly recommend it, you can listen to the version of "Anaconda," above.