Super average white guys Vince Vaughn and Colin Farrell have filled out two of the four leads for the second season of True Detective. If you do the math, that leaves only two spots for people that we actually care about. While Rachel McAdams and Mad Men's Elizabeth Moss have been rumored to be possible contenders, we're pulling for Kate Mara and Ellen Page -- although that might be a stretch for these Tiny Detectives.
For now, watch the hilariously ladder-phobic duo as the least helpful crime-solvers in Tiny Detectives, above.
[h/t Jezebel]