Worst Art Show of the Week: XVALA's. This Weirdest Sex Trend of the Week: "Ghost Sex." Yes. Really. -- Abby Schreiber
Best Dressed Dog of the Week: Miley Cyrus'. While we're pretty much over basic-shaming, we have to admit that it's pretty adorable when it's done by a dog.
Worst Ex-Boyfriend of the Week (Maybe Ever): This French dude who called/texted his ex-girlfriend 21,000 times in a 10 month period! 21,000 TIMES!!! WUTTTTT. -- AS [via Gawker]
Worst (or Best?) Makeover of the Week: James Franco's. Since the actor/whatever has gone bald for his latest film we've heard mixed reviews of the transformation. Notably, it has been said that he looks more like a penis than ever -- which is not necessarily an insult! -- GB
Weirdest Career Change of the Week: Gotye's. The singer of that one song is planning to run in the November elections for the Australian state of Victoria. Since failing to produce a single song as catchy as "Somebody That I Used To Know," he and his bandmates are forming the Basics Rock'n'Roll Party aka The Basics. -- GB [via RollingStone]
Most Devastating News of the Week: Joan Rivers' death. Rest In Peace you hilarious, bawdy queen. -- AS 
