The NFL season returned last night (Sidenote: oh.) but Jimmy Kimmel gifted us with a special football edition of "Celebrities Read Mean Tweets," so we're interested.
Watch Good Morning Britain co-host Susanna Reid ask Dan Stevens if he had to "beat off" a lot of other actors for his role in the upcoming movie, The Guest. Oh dear. [Jezebel]
Sweet Jesus. [TallWhitney]
Aziz Ansari's parents took this adorable photo with Beyonce and Jay-Z at the Made in America Yeezus show last weekend. Scream forever! [Aziz's Instagram]
Just when you thought this llama was gonna deal with it...Haha, suckaaaaas! [RatsOff]Pug in a ball pit, we repeat, pug in a ball pit. [FYeahDementia]
This German paint commercial about a dad making his goth daughter feel more at home gave us the feels. [TastefullyOffensive] Jimmy Kimmel and Sarah Silverman paid tribute to Joan Rivers the best way possible: By insulting each other's looks and fashion choices.
Next time you're feeling like you need some POWER, just watch this clip of Joan Rivers shutting a heckler in Wisconsin The. F. Down.
From Joan Rivers' book "I Hate Everything, Starting With Me." [Uproxx]