Here is Jimmy Fallon as Eddie Vedder singing "Jeremy (Lin)." Jer-e-my Li-iinn-saaaaan-it-y. [via Buzzfeed]
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The folks over at Splitsider asked a crew of illustrators to draw up the nightlife characters whom Stefon -- Bill Heder's clearly meth-addled club kid character on SNL -- has mentioned throughout the four years he's appeared on Weekend Update. The results are amazing. (Above: a human parking cone... It's that thing where two jacked midgets paint themselves orange and you have to parallel park between them, and a Russian guy who runs on the treadmill in a Cosby sweater.)
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Apparently Tim Tebow and Fred Durst are friends, and went out to dinner in L.A. on Wednesday night. Gross. [via Page Six]
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Apparently Tim Tebow and Fred Durst are friends, and went out to dinner in L.A. on Wednesday night. Gross. [via Page Six]
1, 2, 3, 4, 4 white pugs puppies on the couch. [via The Daily What]
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Behold, an illustrated guide to who's diddled who in Mad Men. [via Wired]