Behold: A very real, very insane commercial for a Staten Island restaurant called Troy. What is happening, why is happening, who is happening, how is happening? Our brains. Help us! P.S. What does it mean that we think the guy in this is hot? [Gawker]
This Argentinian boy's parents gave him a wooden cutting board as a joke birthday gift, which backfires when he actually accepts the present kindly and with gratitude. Then they gave him his REAL gift and, well, grab 50 million Kleenex and hit play. [Uproxx]
Oscar the Vizsla hates the alarm clock. We feel you, buddy. [TastefullyOffensive]
Retro videogame sound effects added to Game of Thrones, because Internet. [Uproxx]
Hate you, Geese. [Mlkshk]
Phew. [Mlkshk]
Meet your new favorite tumblr, "Food that Looks Like Iggy Azalea."
A++++++ [TastefullyOffensive] 
Woo, Friday! Have a great weekend, everyone! [