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Jared Leto looks particularly Jesus-y in this Tonight Show segment in which he and Jimmy Fallon have a staredown on a mountaintop. Their inner monologues sound exactly like what that hot/dumb/stoned dude used to say in your sophomore year Intro to Philosophy class. [via Tonight Show]
And they say romance is dead! [via Knusprig Titten Hitler]
Please forgive me. [via Instagram]
Can you fix the roads, dog? Pleaseandthankyou. [via The Clearly Dope]
Here's a clip of Nick Offerman reciting lines from a sub-reddit thread called "Shower Thoughts." It's exactly as great as it sounds. [via Mashable]
Deep thoughts from Colby. [via Knusprig Titten Hitler]
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Comedy/singing duo Garfunkel & Oates perform an ode to what goes through your head when you're giving a blowjob. Trigger warning at the very end. [via HuffPo Comedy]
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MASTER BRUCE! Have a nice Thursday. [via Tall Whitney]
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MASTER BRUCE! Have a nice Thursday. [via Tall Whitney]