Most planet-like booty: Nicki Minaj's.
Our girl Nicki's larger-than-life booty has been kept hidden for all these years, and we're not sure why... or even how. If you weren't already paying attention to the upcoming release of her lead single "Anaconda," now you simply have no choice. Do you think she requires a special seat on commercial airplanes? We're impressed, Nicki. -- Justin Moran
This skin chair. British designer Gigi Barker has apparently been working all of her life on a piece of furniture designed to feel just like human skin-so basically, her life's goal has been to entirely skeez everyone out. The chair is made out of a "phermone-impregnanted silicone base" that's made to feel just like flesh, and even has the scent of skin. That one line from Silence of the Lambs about running lotion on your skin is on repeat in our heads right now. via Jezebel -- Mally Espaillat
Most Wholesome Way to Make a Political Statement:
Kristen Bell singing as Mary Poppins in Funny or Die's "Mary Poppins Quits" video. Poppins is sick of working for minimum wage and sings to the kids that just a three dollar increase would actually make a living wage, not a spoonful of sugar like we previously thought. The best line though? Supercalifragilisticexpiali-bullshit. Yes. via Funny or Die --M.E.
Most likely to be a No. 1 hit: Macy Rodman's "Eat Ur Makeup"
Mrs. Williamsburg 2013 winner and Papermag bathing beauty Macy Rodman is back with her second fiery single "Eat Ur Makeup," which sounds like the result of Paula Abdul going into the recording studio wasted in 1988. Needless to say, it's pretty amazing. --J.M.
Best News About Underwear All Week:
Britney Spears' new line of lingerie, The Intimate Collection. Although the line won't be released until September, Brit has posted a photo of one of the ads for the collection on Instagram. If the pieces are anything like her "Slave 4 U" phase, we're more than ready. via Jezebel --M.E.
Best Counter-Protest Tumblr:
A couple goes to a pro-life protest and basically troll everyone there by making random signs. I mean, no one is really working to bring Crystal Pepsi back, but these two are making things happen. via Saturday Chores --M.E.
Best Collaboration of a Dynamic Duo:
Kate Moss and Stella McCartney. The friends have paired up once again for Stella's Winter '14 ad campaign, where Kate looks better than ever (how?!) and even appears in a short film for the line. via Daily Mail. --M.E.
Best Photos of a Celeb Doing Something Strange on a Yacht:
Leonardo DiCaprio doing karate in the middle of the ocean. He also has his hair up in a half- bun. Nerd.Alert. Then again, he's always been doing these moves. Check him out in Paper in September 1995. via Huffington Post. --M.E.