(Photo via 1. He has perfectly-sculpted eyebrows.
2. There's an intense photo of him with a boner on a boat in Ibiza.
3. He celebrated his winning goal by doing shots with Bad Gal RiRi.
4. He's only 22, hence this photo.
5. He could easily double as a home healthcare aid by day, go-go dancer at Curfew at Splash by night.
6. He enjoys massages with Helmut.
7. His girlfriend is a lingerie model. We're sure their conversations are lots of fun.
8. He loved Wolf of Wall Street.
9. He looks like a cross between SNL's Taran Killam and Nick Carter -- with a dash of Beckham.
10. He appreciates fan art.