The Best, Worst and Weirdest of the Week

The Free-ist Nipples: Museum of Sex's Big-Boob Bounce. The latest exhibit "Funland: Pleaseure & Perils of the Erotic Fairground" by Bompas & Parrfeatures an inflatable-boob room with nipples that are out, big and proudly bouncy. Just follow the stampede of 13-year-old boys to get there. -- Maggie Dolan

Most Badass Thing To Do While Pregnant: Run an 800 meter race. Runner Alysia Montano participated in the US Track and Field Championships this week...while thirty-four weeks pregnant. While she finished last in the race, let's be real: who cares?! This woman was lugging a watermelon inside of her while finishing 800 meters in two minutes; the only thing I can finish in two minutes is a pint of Häagen-Dazs Dulce de Leche ice cream. Props, Montano. -- Mally Espaillat  

Coolest Images For Weekend Daydreaming: The moody atmospheres and adventures captured by Brooklyn-based photographer Cole Barash. Catch a selection of his works online at Cecilia Gallery. -- M.D.

Best Collaboration: Rick Owens x Adidas. Even though these sneakers look like they were left behind from a pack of aliens, we'd still wear them to get our morning coffee. -- Justin Moran


Most Interesting Sextet of the Week: Glenn O'Brien, Scout Willis, Larry Clark, photographer Francesco Carrozzini, Shala Monroque and Tumblr 'Fashion Evangelist' Valentine Uhovski, who participated in panel together about photography and social media at W New York this week. -- A.S. [Photo by BFA]

Weirdest Celebrity Behavior of the Week: Shia LaBeouf's. He got arrested after behaving erratically at a performance of Cabaret and was later seen chasing a homeless man whose McDonald's bag he wanted. Yikes. As Mara Wilson aptly tweeted, "[I thought] he was just a dick but it seems like he may be having some serious issues." -- Abby Schreiber


Best Thing Sofia Coppola Did This Week: Directing this commercial for Marc Jacobs' new fragrance, 'Daisy Dream.' The pastel enthusiast (just watch The Virgin Suicides and Marie Antoinette one after the other and you'll see what we mean) teamed up with the designer on a short film that features model Antonia Wesseloh frolicking in the grass, playing with sparklers and being all-around adorable in white lace while Sleigh Bells plays in the background. -- M.E.

Most Romantic Remix: Different Sleep's remix of "I Won" by Future. He was one of our 11 Chicago Musicians to Know Now, and now his newly released remix of "I Won" has us shamelessly Tindering in search of the perfect match to have a romantic night with, just so we can play this track. We're thinking a candle-lit dinner, set in slow motion like a '90s R&B music video. Anyone interested? -- J.M.


The Sleepiest Supermodel To Lash Out at Vogue: Cara Delevingne. The model fell asleep and missed a Vogue interview -- twice! Plum Sykes wrote about it in the profile, which was released this week, and Cara was furious, taking her frustrations to Twitter. -- M.D.

Most Disorienting Yet Emotional Runway Show of the Week: Raf Simons S/S15 show. It started off with a no seating policy, which left viewers to stand as the models weaved in and out of the crowd, all while wearing personal photographs of Simons and his family. "It's impossible to analyse it because it all goes very deep," the designer told Dazed. High fashion and an appointment to your psychotherapist, all rolled into one event -- can you imagine the after party? -- M.E.
 
Least Sexy Tweet of the Week: Molly Soda's. That's it, Molly? Just your belly button? -- J.M.