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Top 10 Worst World Cup Team Slogans

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To get fans involved before the World Cup begins on June 12th in Brazil, FIFA held an online vote to decide the slogans for the 32 teams at this year's competition, which will be printed on each team's bus. Thanks, surely, to the work of rival nations' saboteurs, here is a list (in alphabetical order) of the ten worst ones.

Screen Shot 2014-06-05 at 3.45.33 PM.pngAustralia
"SOCCEROOS: HOPPING OUR WAY INTO HISTORY!"

Almost as sincere and encouraging as "G'day Sheilas, let's put another shrimp on the barbie!" Personally, I would've gone for "CONVICTS, ASSEMBLE!"

Screen Shot 2014-06-05 at 3.46.06 PM.pngBrazil
"PREPAREM-SE! O HEXA ESTÁ CHEGANDO!"
"BRACE YOURSELVES! THE 6TH IS COMING!"

Brace yourselves: apparently Brazil loves Game of Thrones.

Screen Shot 2014-06-05 at 3.47.26 PM.pngCosta Rica
"MI PASIÓN EL FÚTBOL, MI FORTALEZA MI GENTE, MI ORGULLO COSTA RICA"
"MY PASSION IS SOCCER, MY STRENGTH IS MY PEOPLE, MY PRIDE IS COSTA RICA"

My passion is soccer, my strength is American tourism, my pride is Costa Rica.

Screen Shot 2014-06-05 at 3.48.09 PM.pngItaly
"COLORIAMO D'AZZURRO IL SOGNO MONDIALE"
"LET'S PAINT THE FIFA WORLD CUP DREAM BLUE"

Screen Shot 2014-06-05 at 4.00.37 PM.pngThis is their official mascot.

Screen Shot 2014-06-05 at 3.49.13 PM.pngJapan
サムライよ ! 戦いの時はきた !
"SAMURAI, THE TIME HAS COME TO FIGHT!"

What? Is Japan going to kill people? Has anyone checked if they brought swords with them? Someone needs to check. Check their socks maybe.

Screen Shot 2014-06-05 at 3.49.47 PM.pngNetherlands
"ECHTE MANNEN DRAGEN ORANJE"
"REAL MEN WEAR ORANGE"

Screen Shot 2014-06-05 at 3.59.42 PM.pngSo true!!

Screen Shot 2014-06-05 at 3.50.21 PM.pngRussia
"НАС НЕ ДОГОНЯТ!!!"
"NO ONE CAN CATCH US!!!"

Screen Shot 2014-06-05 at 4.00.44 PM.pngHe knows, oh, he knows.

Screen Shot 2014-06-05 at 3.50.53 PM.pngSouth Korea
즐겨라, 대한민국!
"Enjoy it, Reds!"

In other words, "We're really just happy to be here."

Screen Shot 2014-06-05 at 3.51.23 PM.pngSwitzerland
"END STATION: 13.07.2014 MARACANA!"
"FINAL STOP: 07-13-14 MARACANA!"

A.K.A. "Above all else, we really value punctuality."

Screen Shot 2014-06-05 at 3.52.33 PM.pngUSA
"UNITED BY TEAM, DRIVEN BY PASSION"

Not many people know that the American bus driver's name is Passion T. Johnson. And yes, aside from driving the team bus, he's also a porn star.














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