Best Drunk Bitches in an Elevator Video: This one of Reese Witherspoon gettin' all Southern Miss on Cara Delevingne, whose last name is hard to pronounce, y'all! Zoe Deschanel is like 'wut.' -- Elizabeth Thompson
Most Hilarious Dark-Comedy Short Film of the Week: Johnny Express -- the deliveryman 140 years in the future. -- Tucker Chet Markus
Biggest Hip-Hop News of the Week: Dr. Dre is about to become rap's first billionaire. Beats by Dre is likely to get bought by Apple for 3.2 billion. Boom. Jay Z, your move. -- Abby Schreiber
Biggest Hip-Hop News of the Week: Dr. Dre is about to become rap's first billionaire. Beats by Dre is likely to get bought by Apple for 3.2 billion. Boom. Jay Z, your move. -- Abby Schreiber
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO of the Week: NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO. CLICK IF YOU DARE. (We warned you.) -- T.C.M.
Best Reason to Spend $5: Donate 5 bucks to Logo series Eastisiders' Kickstarter and submit a drag name for Willem Belll's character, Douglas. May we submit our favorite drag name, Panty Rose? -- E.T.
Most Exciting Art Opening of the Week (Sorry, Frieze): Red Hot, a show dedicated to sexy gingers. More where this came from HERE. -- Abby Schreiber Best Holiday Commercial Edited with One Extra Shot of the Week: EVERYBODY NOW -- ♫♫The best part of wakin' up, is Folgers in your cup♫♫ -- T.C.M.
Best Dog GIF of the Week: This one. If I was a dog, I'd be this dog. GOOD BOY. -- T.C.M.Best New Summer Dance Jam: Priyanka Chopra's "I Can't Make You Love Me." The song is insanely catchy and Priyanka gets bonus points for envy-inducing hair game in the video, above. -- A.S.