Because nothing says "I make 2 million bucks per movie" like wearing an outfit that looks like it came from the closet of a 14-year-old boy.
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10. Shia LaBeouf
Shia looks very Dartmouth.
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9. Rosie O'Donnell
Rosie's always been very 'koosh ball chic.'
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8. Conor Kennedy
Conor earns a spot on this list because of that incredible Boar's Head t-shirt. Any guy that wears supermarket deli brand apparel is a guy I want to take long walks and eat ham and swiss sandwiches with.
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7. Steven Tyler
When you've spent most of your life dressing like a rock god, sometimes it's nice to DGAF and treat your feet to some comfy, comfy Tevas. Plus, you never know when you might have to hike through a puddle on your way to lunch at The Ivy.
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6. Jennifer Garner
Jen's a busy mom-on-the-go so I can't give her too much grief for the horrible bootcut jeans-and-New Balance sneaks combo but I will say it's very 'Family Outing to SeaWorld." Nobody's got time for complicated footwear when you're waiting in a line to see a water show.
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5. Jake Gyllenhaal
Jake frequently dresses like that guy on my block who always looks like he's getting ready to meet the guys and go play a pick-up game but the reality is there is no pick-up game. There never is a pick-up game. Sad/confused emoji face.
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4. 2 Chainz
Don't let the rapper's chains and fancy iPad case fool you: he is hashtag normcore. From the cargo capris to the clip-on cell phone to, of course, the Adidas shower sandals with socks, 2 Chainz lifted his wardrobe straight from an Austrian dude I once had a crush on during a teen tour. (Side note: can we trademark 'Eurocore™'?)
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3. Kristen Stewart
Okay so this *may* have been taken on a movie set buttt Kristen, for all the love she gets in the fashion world, has always struck me as a tomboyish, normie gal at heart. And in this picture, she totally looks like that girl you knew in high school who was on the swim team and was kinda nice/kinda mean and always had wet hair in class (6am practice, duh) and now works at a non-profit somewhere in the Bay Area and makes way more money than you do.
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2. Britney Spears
Brit Brit is the queen of normcore. Previously, we've exhaustively documented her love of short-sleeve turtlenecks and this cherry sweatshirt reminds me of a sweatshirt my aunt picked up for my grandma one time at TJ Maxx not realizing it was actually by a brand marketed to 13-year-olds.
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1. Leonardo DiCaprio
Leo reminds me of that hot older camp counselor at your first co-ed sleepaway camp in the mid-to-late '90s who probably had one of his ears pierced and listened to Dave Matthews Band and Phish and then later went on to become a banker or a real estate agent in Chicago (or maybe Boston) but has hung onto his Birks for almost 20 years for whenever he needs a little 'me time' and wants to pop in some DMB on his iPod for old times' sake and just, like, chill out.
Special Mention:
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Barack Obama
(Photo via Just Jared)
10. Shia LaBeouf
Shia looks very Dartmouth.
9. Rosie O'DonnellRosie's always been very 'koosh ball chic.'
8. Conor KennedyConor earns a spot on this list because of that incredible Boar's Head t-shirt. Any guy that wears supermarket deli brand apparel is a guy I want to take long walks and eat ham and swiss sandwiches with.
7. Steven TylerWhen you've spent most of your life dressing like a rock god, sometimes it's nice to DGAF and treat your feet to some comfy, comfy Tevas. Plus, you never know when you might have to hike through a puddle on your way to lunch at The Ivy.
6. Jennifer GarnerJen's a busy mom-on-the-go so I can't give her too much grief for the horrible bootcut jeans-and-New Balance sneaks combo but I will say it's very 'Family Outing to SeaWorld." Nobody's got time for complicated footwear when you're waiting in a line to see a water show.
5. Jake GyllenhaalJake frequently dresses like that guy on my block who always looks like he's getting ready to meet the guys and go play a pick-up game but the reality is there is no pick-up game. There never is a pick-up game. Sad/confused emoji face.
4. 2 ChainzDon't let the rapper's chains and fancy iPad case fool you: he is hashtag normcore. From the cargo capris to the clip-on cell phone to, of course, the Adidas shower sandals with socks, 2 Chainz lifted his wardrobe straight from an Austrian dude I once had a crush on during a teen tour. (Side note: can we trademark 'Eurocore™'?)
3. Kristen StewartOkay so this *may* have been taken on a movie set buttt Kristen, for all the love she gets in the fashion world, has always struck me as a tomboyish, normie gal at heart. And in this picture, she totally looks like that girl you knew in high school who was on the swim team and was kinda nice/kinda mean and always had wet hair in class (6am practice, duh) and now works at a non-profit somewhere in the Bay Area and makes way more money than you do.
2. Britney SpearsBrit Brit is the queen of normcore. Previously, we've exhaustively documented her love of short-sleeve turtlenecks and this cherry sweatshirt reminds me of a sweatshirt my aunt picked up for my grandma one time at TJ Maxx not realizing it was actually by a brand marketed to 13-year-olds.
1. Leonardo DiCaprioLeo reminds me of that hot older camp counselor at your first co-ed sleepaway camp in the mid-to-late '90s who probably had one of his ears pierced and listened to Dave Matthews Band and Phish and then later went on to become a banker or a real estate agent in Chicago (or maybe Boston) but has hung onto his Birks for almost 20 years for whenever he needs a little 'me time' and wants to pop in some DMB on his iPod for old times' sake and just, like, chill out.
Special Mention:
Barack ObamaNever forget.