Somehow the most embarrassing thing about John Travlolta last night wasn't his sad, shoe polish doll-hair wig, but his butchering of Idina Menzel's name as "Adella Dazeem." Woof.[Dlisted]
Adela Dazeem now has a twitter account with `12K followers.
Ellen took a selfie with everyone during the Oscars and it was re-tweeted 578 billion times and made the sun explode. 
And then someone who is a genius made everyone in the photo into Kevin Spacey. [KariVonHorn]Pharrell dancing to "Happy" with Lupita, Meryl and Amy Adams was magical. [via DorseyShaw]
Steve McQueen was the best over-it clapper of the night. (This was when John Ridley won for best adapted screenplay and the two are supposedly in a fight.)
Well, this is just mean: A collage of Leonardo DiCaprio made of photos of other people winning Oscars. [Digg]
Benedict Cumberbatch photobombed U2 on the red carpet because he's the best. [Buzzfeed]Jennifer Lawrence fell down. [MikeHayes]
Ellen ordered pizza for everyone and Harrison Ford was King 'Za, y'all! [Buzzfeed]
Brad Pitt was merely prince 'za. [Buzzfeed]
Ellen sneaking up on Sandra Bullock and Leo was pretty fun. [Buzzfeed]Ellen made a joke about Queen Liza looking like a man and was served a nice heaping plate of ice-cold bitch face. [Mike Hayes]
Ellen and Liza took a selfie later and Liza was thrilled. [Buzzfeed]P.S. At the Spirit Awards on Saturday night, an editing snafu showed Reese Witherspoon clapping for the winner of the award she was on stage presenting. #INDIE. [Dlisted]