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We've spent weeks enduring endless "mani cams" and half-baked arguments on Twitter this awards season and now the payoff is finally here: Hollywood's Big Kahuna, the Oscars. Ahead of the awards show this Sunday, we've calculated some super-scientific predictions on the night's outcomes. Read on.
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Clik here to view.Most Likely To Mention Food/How Hungry She Is On The Red Carpet: Jennifer Lawrence
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Clik here to view.Number of Celebrity Photo-Bombs and Selfies Taken on the Red Carpet: ~178
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Clik here to view.Host Who Will Just Not Be Mean Enough: Ellen DeGeneres
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Clik here to view.Nominee Who Will Most Likely Be Caught On Camera Giving Off Some Side-Eye When She Loses: Judi Dench -- sorry, Dame Judi Dench
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Clik here to view.Person That Everyone Will Imagine Naked Whenever the Camera Pans to Him: Michael Fassbender
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Clik here to view.Moment You First Realize That the Oscars Are a "Makes-No-Sense Shit-Show": When Pink performs
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Clik here to view.Most Likely to Take a Couples' Photo in the Vanity Fair After Party Photobooth: Jonah Hill's Wolf of Wall Street dentures and newly hot-on-the-market John Mayer
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Clik here to view.Upset that Would Break Twitter: We'll all see the 'Fail Whale' if Lupita Nyong'o loses to Jennifer Lawrence. We love you JLaw but sometimes you have to let another kid on the swing set.
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Clik here to view.Person Who Will Have a "Fuck This" Think Balloon Over Her Head All Night: Julia Roberts
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Clik here to view.Person Who Will Have an Even Bigger "Fuck This" Think Balloon Over His Head All Night: Christian Bale
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Clik here to view.Coolest Person Who Will Wear Sunglasses Inside All Night Long That Is Not Jack Nicholson: Bradley Cooper's mom, Gloria Compano
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Clik here to view.Movie You Probably Will -- But Must Not -- Forget Is Nominated for an Oscar: Bad Grandpa
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Clik here to view.Song That Will 100% Get Spoofed During the Awards...and a Spoof Probably Starring Billy Crystal and Whoopi Goldberg: "Let It Go" from Frozen
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Clik here to view.Person You'll Keep Forgetting Was Nominated This Year: Tom Hanks
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Clik here to view.Minutes the Awards Will Run Long: 26
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We've spent weeks enduring endless "mani cams" and half-baked arguments on Twitter this awards season and now the payoff is finally here: Hollywood's Big Kahuna, the Oscars. Ahead of the awards show this Sunday, we've calculated some super-scientific predictions on the night's outcomes. Read on.Image may be NSFW.
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Most Likely To Mention Food/How Hungry She Is On The Red Carpet: Jennifer Lawrence
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Clik here to view.
Number of Celebrity Photo-Bombs and Selfies Taken on the Red Carpet: ~178Image may be NSFW.
Clik here to view.
Host Who Will Just Not Be Mean Enough: Ellen DeGeneresImage may be NSFW.
Clik here to view.
Nominee Who Will Most Likely Be Caught On Camera Giving Off Some Side-Eye When She Loses: Judi Dench -- sorry, Dame Judi DenchImage may be NSFW.
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Person That Everyone Will Imagine Naked Whenever the Camera Pans to Him: Michael FassbenderImage may be NSFW.
Clik here to view.
Moment You First Realize That the Oscars Are a "Makes-No-Sense Shit-Show": When Pink performsImage may be NSFW.
Clik here to view.
Most Likely to Take a Couples' Photo in the Vanity Fair After Party Photobooth: Jonah Hill's Wolf of Wall Street dentures and newly hot-on-the-market John MayerImage may be NSFW.
Clik here to view.
Upset that Would Break Twitter: We'll all see the 'Fail Whale' if Lupita Nyong'o loses to Jennifer Lawrence. We love you JLaw but sometimes you have to let another kid on the swing set.Image may be NSFW.
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Person Who Will Have a "Fuck This" Think Balloon Over Her Head All Night: Julia RobertsImage may be NSFW.
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Person Who Will Have an Even Bigger "Fuck This" Think Balloon Over His Head All Night: Christian BaleImage may be NSFW.
Clik here to view.
Coolest Person Who Will Wear Sunglasses Inside All Night Long That Is Not Jack Nicholson: Bradley Cooper's mom, Gloria CompanoImage may be NSFW.
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Movie You Probably Will -- But Must Not -- Forget Is Nominated for an Oscar: Bad GrandpaImage may be NSFW.
Clik here to view.
Song That Will 100% Get Spoofed During the Awards...and a Spoof Probably Starring Billy Crystal and Whoopi Goldberg: "Let It Go" from FrozenImage may be NSFW.
Clik here to view.
Person You'll Keep Forgetting Was Nominated This Year: Tom HanksImage may be NSFW.
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Minutes the Awards Will Run Long: 26