Paper Original Valentine We're Most Proud Of On Our Tumblr: This one! -- Elizabeth Thompson
Best Web Commercial of the Week: Cuckoo Echo Park boutique Dog Show's fun and funky mid-80s pastel infomercial realness. -- Abby Schreiber
Best Gams: Jay Z's. Who knew? Does he wax?! -- E.T.
Most Interesting Fashion Week-Related News We Heard All Week: The news that Lil' Kim is pregnant! Do they make sparkle jumpsuits for infants? -- A.S.
Most Poppin' Song We've Had On Repeat All Week: Thumpers' "Unkinder." This is THE jam. -- E.T. (H/T Paper's James Rickman)
Best Never Forget of the Week: Courtney Love's old nose in Paper, 1986. -- E.T.
Hottest (Haute-est?) "Forest Rangers" We Saw All Week: The models at GLAZE's fashion week presentation. -- A.S.
Least Viral Winter Olympics Ever: This one? Where are our GIFs? Our reaction shots? Our 25 MUST-SEE videos? This shit is boring this year. -- E.T.
That Said, Here's the Best (Only?) Olympics Gossip We Heard All Week: That the athlete's village is one big Tinder/Grindr fest. -- A.S.
Best Tumblr Valentine We Spotted This Week: This anti-Robin Thicke one. You know you don't want it. -- E.T.