Outsource your Valentine's Day ennui this year -- be sad about these celebrity couples' break-ups instead of your own.
Winona Ryder and Johnny Depp
Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston
Amy Poehler and Will Arnett
This is actually too painful to talk about.
Kim Gordon and Thurston Moore
This one too. Winona Ryder and Johnny Depp
Wino forever.
Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston
They got matching blonde highlights just for their wedding. That is love.
This is actually too painful to talk about.
Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey
Does Halloween even exist without these two?
Al and Tipper Gore
Never forget. The king and queen of political PDA.
Tony Kanal + Gwen Stefani
Don't speak to us about this break up. Tony was down with Gwen even back during her OC dickies-and-ultra-plucked-brows-days. Anyone who knew you in your embarrassing ska days knows the inner workings of your soul.
Linda Ronstadt + Mick Jagger
Madonna + Vanilla Ice
In a way, if these two reunited now, it would make so much sense.
Glenn Close + Woody Harrelson
Is that his satchel or her satchel Woody's holding? It doesn't matter whose it was -- that's just how these two roll(ed).
Paris Hilton + Val Kilmer
Just kidding! We just wanted to show you this photo. And, yes, they really did apparently make out in real life one time.